Spain Gets Gold Medal In Racism [Germans Get Silver]
By Mike | August 12, 2008
Oh boy, this is awkward. Apparently, someone on Spain’s Olympic basketball team thought it would be really funny to take a picture with slanted eyes. You know, since the Olympics are in China this year. This picture is kind of like when you convince your girlfriend to let you take naked pictures of her but she makes you promise that you won’t show them to anybody even though you have every intention of e-mailing them to your buddy, who in turn e-mails them to somebody else until before you know it everybody has them. The main difference is that your girlfriend will just dump you, the Chinese goverment will probably kill these guys after the Olympics and make them all dissapear.
Tags: china, olympic basketball, spain
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Rappers Hate the iPhone [Playa Hating]
By Mike | August 6, 2008
Joey and Shawn have not missed an opportunity to rub in the fact they have a super cool iPhone and I have a lame ‘ol Crap-arolla. Or I did until I lost my cell phone. Now that I’m forced to get a new cell phone I’m pretty sure I’m going to go with the iPhone. Or am I?
A blogger over at Gizmodo managed to get back stage at the Rock the Bells festival and ask some rappers what they think of the iPhone. And you know what? They be hating. The dudes from Pharcyde make the most convincing argument against the iPhone and I almost had my mind changed. That is until Method Man pretty much nails it on the head. Now I’m definetely getting one.
Tags: gizmodo, iphone, method man, rappers
Topics: Tech | 2 Comments »
Griddleman [Smells Like Horse]
By Shawn | August 5, 2008
Since its late and I have spent my whole night watching Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show I will just leave you with a clip of John C. Reilly eating horse grease. Good day, good day, good day, good day, good day (FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO ME STUPID!!)
Tags: john c reilly, tim and eric
Topics: Funny Shit | 1 Comment »
Cake Farts [WTF]
By Mike | August 5, 2008
Seriously, internet? Seriously? I’ve seen some fucked up shit before. Tub girl, lemon party, 2girls 1cup, but I think Cake Farts definetely takes the…well, the cake. Who gets off on this shit? And where do they find people willing to do this type of thing? I feel like I need a shower just thinking about it. I’m pretty much daring you to click on the link at this point. Be warned though, I don’t care where you work, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Shit, this isn’t safe for life. If you’re woman catches you watching this she will leave you’re ass.
Pudding Farts, on the other hand, is pure class.
Tags: cake farts, cakes, WTF
Topics: WTF | 1 Comment »
Pregnancy Tips [For Joey & Amber]
By Mike | August 5, 2008
Good news everybody, our very own Fungdark contributor Joey is having a baby. Speaking from personal experience having a baby can be a lot of tough work if you don’t know what you’re doing. Fortunately there are a ton of resources out there. Ask my wife and she’ll tell you that there are a some really great books out there that have lots of blah blah blah. Just skip the books and stick with the time proven method of preparing for a baby - movies. I watched Knocked Up, She’s Having a Baby, The Brothers Solomon, Three Men and a Baby, and Look Who’s Talking repeatedly in preperation for my kid. If you do decide to read some books I highly recommend this one. It’s got some very helpful, easy to understand diagrams on cravings, picking names, and labor pains.
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Jaguar Love [Animal Bands Can't Be Stopped]
By Shawn | July 31, 2008
In what I can only describe as a really really “ball bustin’ cock smash” of a week that included my AC going out whilst it be up to 110 million degrees outside I have made a discovery that might change the way you look at your penis. Jaguar Love is this discovery, and why might it make you look at your penis in a different way you ask, I have no fucking idea but it might have something to do with front man Johnny Whitney’s voice.
Tags: animal bands, Jaguar Love
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Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks [New Music]
By Mike | July 30, 2008
Not to shoot myself in the foot here but you really should check out Gorilla vs. Bear more often. Those dudes are always bringing me musical gems of enjoyment. Take for instance this video from Grizzly Bear on The David Letterman Show where they perform their new song “Two Weeks”. I’ve probably watched this video twenty times - and that’s just today. You can also download the song for free over at Grizzly Bear’s website. Oh, other good news, they’re on tour with Radiohead. Bet you’d like to go see that show, huh? Well too bad! Unless they add some more dates they’re going to skip Phoenix. Can someone please remind me to write a blog about how it’s bullshit awesome bands always skip Phoenix? WTF, awesome bands?
Tags: david letterman, gorilla vs. bear, grizzly bear
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Tim and Eric Awesome Show [Great Job]
By Mike | July 30, 2008
Happy times are here again! Tim and Eric Awesome Show season 3 just premiered on Adult Swim this past Sunday. So set your DVR’s or you’ll miss awesome clips like the one above.
Tags: adult swim, tim and eric, tiny tigers
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Monkey Faced Pig [Is This Old News?]
By Mike | July 30, 2008
What the shit, you guys? I don’t post anything for a week and while I’m gone there are pigs being born with monkey faces? I’m not sure if I should be amused or grossed out. I mean, it is a pig born with the face of a monkey. On the other hand it’s a monkey born with the body of a pig. Can I get a ruling on this?
Tags: monkey, pig, pig-monkey
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Steve-O’s Banana Wake-up [Jackass Shit]
By Mike | July 23, 2008
I don’t know why he got so mad? Banana’s are really good for you and taste good, too.
Tags: banana, dave england, jackass, steve-o
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