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I’m Fucking Matt Damon?
By Mike | March 2, 2008
By now you’ve all seen or heard of the video Sarah Silverman did for the Jimmy Kimmel Show, I’m Fucking Matt Damon, if not you can see it here. I’m not going to post the video here because this blog isn’t about how funny this video is(it’s pretty fucking funny) but is just another example of why I want to be Matt Damon’s bff.
In my opinion there is no one else cooler in Hollywood that Matt Damon. I’m sure that other actors wouldn’t have done a video like this because they consider themselves “serious” actors but Damon gets it and he’s not afraid to poke fun of himself a little bit in the process. In my book he gets a kajillion cool points for doing something like this.
But this is just one reason I think he and I should hang out. Other reasons:
1. He’s An Amazing Actor
He can do the serious acting thing like he did in Good Will Hunting or The Talented Mr. Ripley then switch it up with some serious ass kicking Jason Bourne style and finish it up with some comedy.
2. His Friends Become My Friends
I think that in the event that me and Matty D get a chance to hang out and he takes me to a party with Pitt and Clooney that it’ll give me a chance to win their friendships with my witty political observations and then it’s dinner on Sunday’s with Brangelina.
3. He May Give Me Some Money
I know he’s got some to spare.
I’m pretty sure Matt Damon doesn’t read my blog but maybe he’ll Google his own name some time and come across this blog and contact me. That would be awesome.
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