Archive for April, 2008
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Friday, April 25th, 2008I love watching the NFL draft, I watch it every year. But one thing I notice is that the announcers are always talking about the players “character issues” and how it negatively effects when and where they get picked. I say fuck it, lets have character issues help the player. If every [...] Read more »
Smell Yo Dick
Thursday, April 24th, 2008I have to be completely honest with you - it is impossible for me to accurately describe the awesomeness that is this video from rapper Riskay. Don’t get me wrong, I can throw out a lot of adjectives to describe this video but none of them would do it justice. It’s just something you have [...] Read more »
I Love This Game
Monday, April 21st, 2008It’s playoff time in the NBA and I couldn’t be happier. I wasn’t much of a jock in high school and other than basketball I don’t really watch sports. This NBA season has been particularly exciting; I don’t think I can remember the last time so many teams had a legitimate chance of [...] Read more »
Murder She Wrote…LIVE!
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008In what I can only describe as one of the oddest murder mysteries I have ever heard of, two crazy old bitches in California (insert “only in California” joke here) killed a couple of homeless guys to collect the insurance money. You might ask yourself “self, why would homeless guys have life insurance?” and if [...] Read more »
Josh Ritter (not the son of Jack Tripper…I checked)
Friday, April 11th, 2008In my never ending endeavor to write a good review of something that I like without coming across as a total sac of douche I will again attempt to tell you Fungdarkians about this hombre’ from my home state of Idaho (let’s get the “ho” jokes out of the way now, “Idaho?… No!… You da [...] Read more »
Mister Lonely
Thursday, April 10th, 2008Harmony Korine has fucked with my head on more than one occasion. You may know Korine as one of the writers of Kids and the director of Gummo. I consider Kids to be one of the most raw and disturbing films I’ve ever seen and don’t even get me started on Gummo. [...] Read more »
London Calling
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008Somebody once told me, “Harry Potter? That shit’s for nerds.” She was a bitch.
I’ve never read any of the Harry Potter books; I’ve always been a little intimidated by their size and having a pretty bad case of ADD doesn’t help. When fellow FungDarker, Shawn, mentioned at dinner the other night that he’d gone through [...] Read more »
The Jesus and Mary Chain (and not the band)
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008So there is the movie coming out about Jesus fucking Mary, or Mary fucking Jesus, not sure but I would think Jesus would want to try “Reverse Cowgirl” at least once and everybody knows that position gets you “preggers” the best.
I guess that Ron Howard made a movie about this already but this one is [...] Read more »
Rated ‘A’ For Awesome
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008After my first post on FungDark I expected that my e-mail would be flooded with letters from Hollywood executives offering me multi-billion dollar contracts to write and direct their next big blockbusters. Why not, right? You’ve read my stuff…I’m pretty awesome. Anyways, I waited and waited and refreshed my inbox constantly and [...] Read more »
The Five Best Translations of Donkey
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008I don’t think I can explain in words the countless times throughout the day I am thinking of donkeys. Their majestic beauty and rugged spirit really capture what is good and pure in this crazy world we live in. And fuck me if I want to learn everything I can about these odd-toes ungulates (really). [...] Read more »
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