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Rated ‘A’ For Awesome
By Mike | April 3, 2008
After my first post on FungDark I expected that my e-mail would be flooded with letters from Hollywood executives offering me multi-billion dollar contracts to write and direct their next big blockbusters. Why not, right? You’ve read my stuff…I’m pretty awesome. Anyways, I waited and waited and refreshed my inbox constantly and heard nothing. I admit that I was slightly discouraged but not ready to give up. It’s been a few months now and several posts later and still nothing.
Well, if Hollywood won’t come to me I’ll go to them. I figure that maybe the type of writing that’s available on FungDark doesn’t properly show my screen writing ability. My plan is simple: write a movie that any studio would be crazy to pass on.
Good plan, right? Don’t answer that because I already know the answer. Yes, yes it is.
The script isn’t quite finished yet but I thought I’d given everyone a little preview. Now keep in mind that this is still a work in progress and I don’t want to give too much away but here is the story so far: Two gay lovers (Larry the Cable Guy and Cedric the Entertainer) choose to adopt a mentally challenged child (Jamie Kennedy) but face opposition from a closed minded case worker (Paris Hilton) and a biological mother(Carrot Top) desperate to get her child back.
That’s a short synopsis but I dare you to tell me that doesn’t have Oscar written all over it.
I’ve sent e-mails to Larry the Cable Guy, Cedric the Entertainer, Jamie Kennedy, Carrot Top and Paris Hilton via their Myspace page but so far I’ve only heard back from one of them. Larry the Cable Guy is in, he didn’t specifically say so but his response was, “Git-R-Done”, so I’m taking that as a yes.
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