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The Jesus and Mary Chain (and not the band)
By Shawn | April 9, 2008
So there is the movie coming out about Jesus fucking Mary, or Mary fucking Jesus, not sure but I would think Jesus would want to try “Reverse Cowgirl” at least once and everybody knows that position gets you “preggers” the best.
I guess that Ron Howard made a movie about this already but this one is some sort of documentary or something even though it looks totally fake to me as if Christopher Guest made it. Here is what it be about:
Director Bruce Burgess goes looking for trouble in the way of a Jesus-Mary Magdalene bloodline. In an adventure “worthy of Indiana Jones,” Burgess and team seek out the truth only to find that there are plenty of people who take notice when you start asking all the right questions. [FSR]
Umm…the French guy with the hair and eyebrows is totally freaking me the fuck out.
“We have checked your cell phone and its being tapped and the calls are coming from INSIDE the house!!!!”
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