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Murder She Wrote…LIVE!
By Shawn | April 16, 2008
In what I can only describe as one of the oddest murder mysteries I have ever heard of, two crazy old bitches in California (insert “only in California” joke here) killed a couple of homeless guys to collect the insurance money. You might ask yourself “self, why would homeless guys have life insurance?” and if you just did you are a fucking moron because they didn’t. The crazy old bitches took out over TWENTY policies on them for almost THREE MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS claiming to be their siblings and or finances. This is when it starts getting even more awesome, they kill them by running them over…with cars…then taking off. You might think to yourself “self, people commit insurance fraud and murder people all the time what makes this so bad ass?” well the answer is…these bitches are really fucking old and when really fucking old lady’s are able to plot and execute a double homicide and almost get away with it I am pretty impressed with their moxy and stamina. THEN! It gets even BETTER! They eventually caught the old broads and put them in a room by themselves, well by themselves and a hidden camera that is, where they proceeded to discuss which one of them fucked up the most and who was the greedier of the two. This is really where watching nothing but Golden Girls and M.A.SH. and not watching The Shield can really fuck you up when it comes to murder and its relationship to technology. I am guessing that it wasn’t even hidden in something good like a lamp or something but rather the crazy ventriloquist clown dummy with a camera in its eye from The Game (can’t find a fucking pic since the fucking rapper “The Game” has apparently taken up all the internet space for that search) sitting in a chair right across from them. Well…it all ends as well as murder for money can end with both of them being convicted and are both awaiting what will prove to be very short life sentences (they are old…get it?) Check out the AP article by clicking on the read link thingy below. READ
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