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I Hate The San Antonio Spurs
By Mike | May 1, 2008
I realize that the Spurs eliminated the Suns a few days ago but I’ve been busy - sue me.
I’m not going to draw this out, I’ve made my peace with the Suns being eliminated by the Spurs for the second straight season. I can only grin and bare it and hope that they get destroyed by whoever they play in the conference finals. I say conference finals because, let’s face it, the Hornets don’t have a prayer.
Not only do I hope that they get destroyed in the playoffs this season and for all other seasons to come but I’ve already set into action my plan for personal revenge against Tony “go back to France” Parker. I’m not going to give away my plan like some dumbass comic book villain and ruin everything but needless to say the end result will be Tony Parker walking in on me boning his wife, Eva Longoria, doggy style while I wear nothing but a Suns jersey.
Viva la boning your wife, asshole!
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