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Happy B-Day Natalie Portman
By Mike | June 9, 2008
Happy 27th birthday Natalie Portman! I know things didn’t exactly work out between you and I, what with me being married and the fact that we’ve never met but that won’t stop me from wishing you a happy birthday. I guess your dating that dude, Devendra Banhart, whatever the fuck that’s about. If you’re happy, I guess. But I suspect you’ll be crawling back to me any minute now.
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