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There Will Be Poop!
By Mike | June 24, 2008
Great Gene Wilder’s ball sack gas is expensive! But I don’t have to tell you that. You’ve got a car, you know the deal, gas has reached record prices and quite frankly it’s a pain in my balls. But there may be hope yet, friends. According to this article scientists in California have got some bugs that when they eat certain types of waste poop crude oil. They must have had some Taco Bell. Ohhh…sick burn! Seriously though, if I could just poop in my gas tank rather than pay $4.11 a gallon then pass me the Readers Digest and the air freshener.
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June 24th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
At least you don’t have to add premium…and by add premium I mean eat really expensive food before hand…like cantaloupe or something like that.