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8 Things You Shouldn’t Say In A Job Interview?
By Mike | June 25, 2008
CNN posted an article of the eight worst things you could say during a job interview. I can’t believe this is the best they could come up with. While were on the subject, why is it that whenever you have an interview and someone asks you a question that you struggle to come up with a good answer for the perfect answer comes to you as you’re driving home? EVERY FUCKING TIME! Anyway, whoever came up with this list must have interviewed a bunch of pussies. Check out my list of the eight things you should never say after the break.
8. “I always get nervous before an interview, but I smoked a joint on the way over so I’m good.”
For some reason potential employers get uptight about you using illegal narcotics. If you’re going to mention your habit make sure you bring enough for everyone to toke up and they’ll probably let it slide.
7. “Do you guys block the porno sites on the computers here?”
Bigtitsroundasses.com does not have an RSS feed so I have to check for updates often, but the assholes at most jobs look down on nudity. I just don’t think they like women with curves, they probably prefer the skinny, coked out whore look.
6. “Are there a lot of sluts who work here?”
Employee romances are looked down upon. If you do find someone you’re interested in make sure you keep it on the hush hush.
5. “Whose salad do I have to toss to get a promotion?”
It’s okay to be a go-getter but don’t come on too strong. Allow yourself time to show the bosses you’re not a total shitstain of an employee before you think you’re ready for management.
4. “My last supervisor was a cunt.”
You should especially not say this if you’re being interviewed by a woman. It is okay to say this if you’re being interviewed by someone from England.
3. “There are a lot of beaners that work here.”
I’m Mexican so I can say beaner as much as I want. Beaner, beaner, beaner. But employers need to know you can work in a diverse environment and aren’t a fucking racist.
2. “Why the fuck are you asking me so many questions?”
Communication skills are a must, say some dumb shit like this and you’re fucked.
1. “My favorite band is Nickelback.”
It’s a good idea to try and have a little small talk to show off your people skills but admitting that your favorite band is Nickelback will definitely lose you this job. Normally it will earn you a punch in the face.
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