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Daredevil vs. Elektra…oh my [freakish hands]
By Shawn | June 25, 2008
Professional thong wearer/giant handed actress Jennifer Garner and part time asteroid miner Ben Affleck are reportedly getting a divorce. This is something I don’t care about other than it gives me a reason to say that it’s probably because Ben thought his dick in her hand (if even still visible) looked even smaller than normal. I am basing this on absolutely no knowledge whatsoever but it sounds funny. Also if the “If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer” trick were actually true she would have more cancer than my “20 years in the future” liver.
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