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Send the Succubus Back to Hell [More Divorce]
By Shawn | June 25, 2008
In what fans of guy Ritchie (me) are calling a fabulous turn of events Madonna the washed up (on talent NOT money) soul sucking whore has hired a divorce lawyer. Unfortunately for Guy it’s a really good lawyer, but not THAT good because it the one that Paul McCartney hired in his divorce from Heather Mills and she got half. So taking into account that Heather Mills was nothing before Paul and he only helped her situation and Guy Ritchie was one if not the best director in the world before that “fake British accent” having skeleton got her bony hands around him and squeezed all the “kick ass” out of him and since they both didn’t have pre-nups things might work out even better for Ritchie.
I can see the court room now…
Ritchie’s Lawyer:
“Your honor, may I present to you this evidence. Before Madonna we have Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. After Madonna we have Swept Away and Kaballah. I rest my case.
Judge:
“I find in favor of Ritchie and award him everything and sentence Madonna to death. It’s a great day for England and god bless the Queen, court adjourned!”
Congrats Guy, call me when it’s over and we will celebrate over a pint and couple of shots.
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