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Save the Date - [Morbid]
By Joey | June 26, 2008
Life is crazy, why just the other day, one of the most beloved comediens of all time passed. Certainly he led a rich life, and had many miles on his odometer, but he’s gone just the same. Now on the flip-side of that proverbial coin, I’ve seen a trend again lately, of new babies incoming and even to a lesser extent, friends getting hitched. We certainly have an estimated time of arrival for our spawn, and we even go as far as to send out “Save the dates” for upcoming weddings. Now, i’m proposing a new institution: A Save the Death. We all know it’s coming, why not make some preparations while you still can have a say!
I’m starting to take RSVP’s for my own funeral. You’re thinking, “Shit, this is morbid”, I know…but think about it. Why not get a taste of who will actually care enough to attend your funeral? You can pick out the colors, the food served at the wake, even hand pick some of the best pictures to show on the large slide show, with the perfect instrumental track in the background (or anything from nickelback) to really pull the tears out of the most hardened of guests! It’s BRILLIANT!
Well, think about it folks, I’m currently teetering between an outdoor picnic, with full red and white checkered tableclothes, and fried chicken, or a circus-themed event with clowns and balloon animals for the kids! (See death CAN be fun for those that survive it).
In the meantime, I expect ALL of you will be there…the only excuse that will be valid will be if you are already dead (and in that case, I will have been at yours). If you’re not there, you can sure as shit expect me to haunt you in your sleep!
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