Archive for June, 2008
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Wednesday, June 25th, 2008In what fans of guy Ritchie (me) are calling a fabulous turn of events Madonna the washed up (on talent NOT money) soul sucking whore has hired a divorce lawyer. Unfortunately for Guy it’s a really good lawyer, but not THAT good because it the one that Paul McCartney hired in his divorce from Heather [...] Read more »
8 Things You Shouldn’t Say In A Job Interview?
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008CNN posted an article of the eight worst things you could say during a job interview. I can’t believe this is the best they could come up with. While were on the subject, why is it that whenever you have an interview and someone asks you a question that you struggle to come up with [...] Read more »
Another episode from the fearsome duo, Snake’N'Bacon!
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008Daredevil vs. Elektra…oh my [freakish hands]
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008Professional thong wearer/giant handed actress Jennifer Garner and part time asteroid miner Ben Affleck are reportedly getting a divorce. This is something I don’t care about other than it gives me a reason to say that it’s probably because Ben thought his dick in her hand (if even still visible) looked even smaller than [...] Read more »
Smack it Up, Flip it, Rub it Down [table fucking]
Wednesday, June 25th, 200840 year old Ohio native Aurthur Price (who is over Eighty tall) was arrested and charged with indecency after allegedly fucking his own personal lawn furniture in his own personal yard. His nosy unnamed neighbor claims to have seen him flip over the furniture before hand (everybody knows lawn chairs like doggy style) on [...] Read more »
Rail Spin
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008Yeah, that’s pretty cool alright but tell me you weren’t secretly wishing that ended badly. Sure you weren’t. I’m taking bets on how long before some kid sees this on youtube and tries to mimic this chick only to have it end in tragedy. Read more »
There Will Be Poop!
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008Great Gene Wilder’s ball sack gas is expensive! But I don’t have to tell you that. You’ve got a car, you know the deal, gas has reached record prices and quite frankly it’s a pain in my balls. But there may be hope yet, friends. According to this article scientists in [...] Read more »
Enough of the “memoir-writer” bashing!
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008I recently shared a favorite author of mine, with fellow Fungdark’r, Shawn, who aptly ran out and bought up Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, and Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim. Anticipating the arrival of When You Are Engulfed in Flames on book shelves everywhere, I excitedly shared my enthusiasm for David Sedaris.
Much [...] Read more »
WAYW - Week of June 23rd - June 27th [Hardly Working]
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008Why aren’t you working?
This is the start of a new ongoing post which asks YOU the reader to tell us what’s keeping you from doing your job at work. Is it reading Fungdark’s incredibly smart, relevant and witty posts? Are you playing too many flash-based games to let the time slip by? Are you already [...] Read more »
Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008Any musical based around a sexy jesus and satan french-kissing the President, is alright with me!
This post was written a few months back, but somehow never got published. So without further adieu, go see this movie! Read more »
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