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People Wasting Their Money on Porn [Great Bush]
By Shawn | July 3, 2008
Well you can thank our President for providing a surge into the already stuffed mouths coffers of the porn industry. According to an independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research Company) adult web sites have seen a 20-30% growth in membership rates since mid-May.
Jillian Fox, spokeswoman for LSGmodels.com, one of the sites reporting figures to AIMRCo, added, "In a June 15, 2008 survey to our members, thirty two percent of respondents referenced the recent stimulus package as part of their decision to either become a new member, or renew an existing membership.Fox also added, "Getting more people to buy porn was probably the last thing Bush had on his mind when he came up with his 'stimulus package,' but we'll take it."
Do people NOT realize that there are a gaggle of free porn sites out there to be had…for free, that don’t cost anything (besides your dignity and eternal soul). In fact HERE is a website with a whole fucking list of them (hint: click on the “here” at the beginning of this sentence). So if you can just get all the free porn that you want why would people be paying for it with their “stimulus” cash money? It’s because the original store “W” intended for you to use your checks at went out of business, DAMN YOU SHARPER IMAGE! I really really wanted that foot massager.
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July 3rd, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Pinkyxxx.com is now officially my new favorite website.