Archive for August, 2008
Spain Gets Gold Medal In Racism [Germans Get Silver]
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008Oh boy, this is awkward. Apparently, someone on Spain’s Olympic basketball team thought it would be really funny to take a picture with slanted eyes. You know, since the Olympics are in China this year. This picture is kind of like when you convince your girlfriend to let you take naked pictures of her but [...] Read more »
Rappers Hate the iPhone [Playa Hating]
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008Joey and Shawn have not missed an opportunity to rub in the fact they have a super cool iPhone and I have a lame ‘ol Crap-arolla. Or I did until I lost my cell phone. Now that I’m forced to get a new cell phone I’m pretty sure I’m going to go with the iPhone. [...] Read more »
Griddleman [Smells Like Horse]
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008Since its late and I have spent my whole night watching Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show I will just leave you with a clip of John C. Reilly eating horse grease. Good day, good day, good day, good day, good day (FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO ME STUPID!!) Read more »
Cake Farts [WTF]
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008Seriously, internet? Seriously? I’ve seen some fucked up shit before. Tub girl, lemon party, 2girls 1cup, but I think Cake Farts definetely takes the…well, the cake. Who gets off on this shit? And where do they find people willing to do this type of thing? I feel like I need a shower just thinking about [...] Read more »
Pregnancy Tips [For Joey & Amber]
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008Good news everybody, our very own Fungdark contributor Joey is having a baby. Speaking from personal experience having a baby can be a lot of tough work if you don’t know what you’re doing. Fortunately there are a ton of resources out there. Ask my wife and she’ll tell you that there are a some [...] Read more »