I Hope Gamefly Dies! [Video Contests!]
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008Gamefly (Netflix for nerds) is having a contest where you send in a video proving how much you suck. In order to prove your total lameness you have to dress up as your favorite video game character and profess your love for said character as well as Gamefly and their shitty turnaround times. The prize [...] Read more »
Beaver Boys Twins! [Shrimp and White Wine]
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008Here is your semi-regular dose of Tim & Eric…with hot twins…2 hot twins! Read more »
The 80’s are Like the Best or Something [Retarded Surveys]
Monday, September 8th, 2008So there was this poll in England that named the 80′’s the best decade ever! Now I can understand where they are coming from since I was age 4 to 14 in the 80’s so if you are keeping score that is pretty much what one would call “your childhood”. Since your childhood is a [...] Read more »
Nic Cage is #1…but still bombs [The Bees! The Bees!]
Monday, September 8th, 2008“Bangkok Retarded” came out last Friday and was number one this weekend but still only make $6. I guess this means that people would rather watch football than the take the chance that this won’t be as good as Wicker Man, but with a Metacritic score of 19 (Extreme dislike or disgust) how can you [...] Read more »
Facebook is a stupid name [It's late and I am drunk]
Sunday, September 7th, 2008It’s almost 2am and I just had Thanksgiving in September and drank the majority of a 24 pack of American beer (Budweiser) and I just passed out in my chair then woke up with the realization that Facebook is way better than Myspace overall, but their name is stupid and retarded as Jinx Palin (or [...] Read more »
We’re Back [The Return of Fungdark!]
Saturday, September 6th, 2008You may or not know this but we (fungdark) have been on hiatus for the last few weeks due to no fucking reason what so ever except for laziness and a complete and utter lack of work ethic. Well we are going to try and do better for you our loyal reader. Check back starting [...] Read more »
Griddleman [Smells Like Horse]
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008Since its late and I have spent my whole night watching Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show I will just leave you with a clip of John C. Reilly eating horse grease. Good day, good day, good day, good day, good day (FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO ME STUPID!!) Read more »
Jaguar Love [Animal Bands Can't Be Stopped]
Thursday, July 31st, 2008In what I can only describe as a really really “ball bustin’ cock smash” of a week that included my AC going out whilst it be up to 110 million degrees outside I have made a discovery that might change the way you look at your penis. Jaguar Love is this discovery, and why might [...] Read more »
Um…Fuck Lists [For the Love of the List]
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008Welcome to what happens when you are drunk and have a computer…and a blog. I was spelunking the internets on Saturday and came across THIS post on Gorilla Vs Bear and decided it would be fun to do the same kinda thing. The “thing” being a list of your favorite albums from every year since [...] Read more »
Proper Fleet Foxed Video [Puppet Videos]
Monday, July 7th, 2008So here be a proper video for the quickest foxes in the city. I know that the video attached to the last post on them kinda sucked.
I want to tell you how upset Wilco is making me. First they schedule their summer tour totally skipping Arizona all together THEN they add Feet Foxes to their [...] Read more »