Frack! I Get It Already!
Saturday, July 5th, 2008This is not that funny unless you think of the annoying guy as Mike and the other guy as Harrison Ford, and instead of “clutch” you replace it with “Sucking Han Solo’s Dick”
Mike “I would just destroy that set of balls and ALL of the penis attached to them”
Harrison Ford “Just try it already” Read more »
People Wasting Their Money on Porn [Great Bush]
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008Well you can thank our President for providing a surge into the already stuffed mouths coffers of the porn industry. According to an independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research Company) adult web sites have seen a 20-30% growth in membership rates since mid-May.
Jillian Fox, spokeswoman for LSGmodels.com, one of the sites
reporting figures to [...] Read more »
I Thought Jet Li Retired? [It's Probably Grand Theft Auto's Fault]
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008Word is coming in from China that a man going by the name of Yang (that has played a little to much time as Niko Bellic) stormed into a Shanghai police station and KILLED five officers and wounded another four…with a fucking knife… Did you hear that? He took out NINE Chinese police officers, that [...] Read more »
Starbucks to Close 600 Shitty Stores [Damn You McDonalds and Gas!!!]
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008In a move that Fungdark insiders are calling “huh?” and “I don’t really care” Starbucks announced today that they will be closing 600 “under performing” stores over the next year or so and that it is only going to cost them $328 to $348 million (trade that stock for apple stock before it’s too late). [...] Read more »
Fleet Foxes are Soothing My Soul [More Animal Bands]
Sunday, June 29th, 2008Mike already beat me to the punch with the inclusion of Fleet Foxes on his Muxtape post earlier today but since I don’t care about anybody but myself I am going to ignore him and pretended like I didn’t see that. Read more »
Georgia Boy has Head Decapitated by Roller Coaster [survival of the fittest]
Saturday, June 28th, 2008This really really happened. I am not even joking, he wasn’t even riding it for gods sake. He jumped over the “Don’t cross THIS line or your head will get chopped off” line and since Six Flaggs has engineers that measure that shit out before hand, he in fact did have his head chopped [...] Read more »
Send the Succubus Back to Hell [More Divorce]
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008In what fans of guy Ritchie (me) are calling a fabulous turn of events Madonna the washed up (on talent NOT money) soul sucking whore has hired a divorce lawyer. Unfortunately for Guy it’s a really good lawyer, but not THAT good because it the one that Paul McCartney hired in his divorce from Heather [...] Read more »
Daredevil vs. Elektra…oh my [freakish hands]
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008Professional thong wearer/giant handed actress Jennifer Garner and part time asteroid miner Ben Affleck are reportedly getting a divorce. This is something I don’t care about other than it gives me a reason to say that it’s probably because Ben thought his dick in her hand (if even still visible) looked even smaller than [...] Read more »
Smack it Up, Flip it, Rub it Down [table fucking]
Wednesday, June 25th, 200840 year old Ohio native Aurthur Price (who is over Eighty tall) was arrested and charged with indecency after allegedly fucking his own personal lawn furniture in his own personal yard. His nosy unnamed neighbor claims to have seen him flip over the furniture before hand (everybody knows lawn chairs like doggy style) on [...] Read more »
rsshugger.com [fungdark gotta eat]
Saturday, June 21st, 2008Have you heard the new today oh boy? rssHuger.com is the best RSS hugging site available on the internet today. Please go there and check out new blogs and/or register YOUR blog! Read more »
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