Celebrity
Send the Succubus Back to Hell [More Divorce]
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008In what fans of guy Ritchie (me) are calling a fabulous turn of events Madonna the washed up (on talent NOT money) soul sucking whore has hired a divorce lawyer. Unfortunately for Guy it’s a really good lawyer, but not THAT good because it the one that Paul McCartney hired in his divorce from Heather [...] Read more »
Daredevil vs. Elektra…oh my [freakish hands]
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008Professional thong wearer/giant handed actress Jennifer Garner and part time asteroid miner Ben Affleck are reportedly getting a divorce. This is something I don’t care about other than it gives me a reason to say that it’s probably because Ben thought his dick in her hand (if even still visible) looked even smaller than [...] Read more »
Happy B-Day Natalie Portman
Monday, June 9th, 2008Happy 27th birthday Natalie Portman! I know things didn’t exactly work out between you and I, what with me being married and the fact that we’ve never met but that won’t stop me from wishing you a happy birthday. I guess your dating that dude, Devendra Banhart, whatever the fuck that’s about. [...] Read more »
I’m Fucking Matt Damon?
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008By now you’ve all seen or heard of the video Sarah Silverman did for the Jimmy Kimmel Show, I’m Fucking Matt Damon, if not you can see it here. I’m not going to post the video here because this blog isn’t about how funny this video is(it’s pretty fucking funny) but is just another [...] Read more »