I Don't Need No Stinking Category
P.B Slices [For Your Technology]
Monday, October 6th, 2008A lot of people like to talk to shit about lazy people. But what those assholes don’t realize is that some of the greatest inventions in history have been as a result of laziness. The remote control thus far has held the title of best invention created by lazy people. But now the bar has [...] Read more »
Clay Aiken Is Gay? [I Call Bullshit]
Thursday, September 25th, 2008So, wait, you’re trying to tell me this guy is gay? Read more »
The 80’s are Like the Best or Something [Retarded Surveys]
Monday, September 8th, 2008So there was this poll in England that named the 80′’s the best decade ever! Now I can understand where they are coming from since I was age 4 to 14 in the 80’s so if you are keeping score that is pretty much what one would call “your childhood”. Since your childhood is a [...] Read more »
We’re Back [The Return of Fungdark!]
Saturday, September 6th, 2008You may or not know this but we (fungdark) have been on hiatus for the last few weeks due to no fucking reason what so ever except for laziness and a complete and utter lack of work ethic. Well we are going to try and do better for you our loyal reader. Check back starting [...] Read more »
Pregnancy Tips [For Joey & Amber]
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008Good news everybody, our very own Fungdark contributor Joey is having a baby. Speaking from personal experience having a baby can be a lot of tough work if you don’t know what you’re doing. Fortunately there are a ton of resources out there. Ask my wife and she’ll tell you that there are a some [...] Read more »
Upcoming iPhone 3g Live-Blogging [first live-blogging]
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008The clock is ticking…only 57 more hours until I begin the first live-blogging of the iPhone 3g launch at my local AT&T store. I know, admit it, you’re jealous. Okay, you’re probably not, cause “you” don’t exist…since I’m merely writing this blog for the benefit of my friends. However, you know you want an iPhone. [...] Read more »
Happy Independence Day
Friday, July 4th, 2008It’s hard to believe that its been only 12 years since Will Smith and Bill Pullman helped put down alien invasion that threatened the whole of humanity. Sure, they got all the glory but lets not forget that it was Jeff Goldblum who came up with the idea to plant a computer virus in the [...] Read more »
Blame Canada [America's Hat]
Monday, June 30th, 2008Hey hosers, everyone knows that this Friday is the 4th of July aka America’s birthday but let’s not forget that tomorrow is Canada’s birthday as well. I know I’m not technically Canadian but that never stops me from celebrating Canada Day in my own special way. It’s been a house hold tradition to celebrate Canada [...] Read more »