Kanye West - Love Lockdown [New Music]</h1> <article> <h1>Kanye West - Love Lockdown [New Music]</h1> <p>Mike — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:24:16 +0000</p> I never thought I’d mention Ellen DeGeneres on this blog but it’s about to happen. You see, Kanye West decided to premiere his new video for “Love Lockdown” on the Ellen Show today. WTF right? I know. Anyways, I really liked this song from the moment I heard it. The [...] </article> <article> <h1>Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist [Indie Goodness]</h1> <p>Mike — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:08:13 +0000</p> I had a chance to see this movie over the weekend and like most everyone else kind of dug it. Not that I had any doubt that I would, it pretty much had everything that I like in a movie. You take two kinda cute but no too hot that I think they are totally [...] </article> <article> <h1>Empire of the Sun - Walking On A Dream [New Music]</h1> <p>Mike — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:00:40 +0000</p> Is it weird that I like this? I dig the song but the video is a bit out there. Thoughts? </article> <article> <h1>P.B Slices [For Your Technology]</h1> <p>Mike — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:20:49 +0000</p> A lot of people like to talk to shit about lazy people. But what those assholes don’t realize is that some of the greatest inventions in history have been as a result of laziness. The remote control thus far has held the title of best invention created by lazy people. But now the bar has [...] </article> <article> <h1>Clay Aiken Is Gay? [I Call Bullshit]</h1> <p>Mike — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:55:53 +0000</p> So, wait, you’re trying to tell me this guy is gay? </article> <article> <h1>I Hope Gamefly Dies! [Video Contests!]</h1> <p>Shawn — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:18:12 +0000</p> Gamefly (Netflix for nerds) is having a contest where you send in a video proving how much you suck. In order to prove your total lameness you have to dress up as your favorite video game character and profess your love for said character as well as Gamefly and their shitty turnaround times. The prize [...] </article> <article> <h1>Beaver Boys Twins! [Shrimp and White Wine]</h1> <p>Shawn — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:23:38 +0000</p> Here is your semi-regular dose of Tim & Eric…with hot twins…2 hot twins! </article> <article> <h1>The 80’s are Like the Best or Something [Retarded Surveys]</h1> <p>Shawn — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:49:22 +0000</p> So there was this poll in England that named the 80′’s the best decade ever! Now I can understand where they are coming from since I was age 4 to 14 in the 80’s so if you are keeping score that is pretty much what one would call “your childhood”. Since your childhood is a [...] </article> <article> <h1>Nic Cage is #1…but still bombs [The Bees! The Bees!]</h1> <p>Shawn — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:23:23 +0000</p> “Bangkok Retarded” came out last Friday and was number one this weekend but still only make $6. I guess this means that people would rather watch football than the take the chance that this won’t be as good as Wicker Man, but with a Metacritic score of 19 (Extreme dislike or disgust) how can you [...] </article> <article> <h1>Facebook is a stupid name [It's late and I am drunk]</h1> <p>Shawn — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 08:58:06 +0000</p> It’s almost 2am and I just had Thanksgiving in September and drank the majority of a 24 pack of American beer (Budweiser) and I just passed out in my chair then woke up with the realization that Facebook is way better than Myspace overall, but their name is stupid and retarded as Jinx Palin (or [...] </article> <article> <h1>We’re Back [The Return of Fungdark!]</h1> <p>Shawn — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:13:21 +0000</p> You may or not know this but we (fungdark) have been on hiatus for the last few weeks due to no fucking reason what so ever except for laziness and a complete and utter lack of work ethic. Well we are going to try and do better for you our loyal reader. Check back starting [...] </article> <article> <h1>Spain Gets Gold Medal In Racism [Germans Get Silver]</h1> <p>Mike — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:05:54 +0000</p> Oh boy, this is awkward. Apparently, someone on Spain’s Olympic basketball team thought it would be really funny to take a picture with slanted eyes. You know, since the Olympics are in China this year. This picture is kind of like when you convince your girlfriend to let you take naked pictures of her but [...] </article> <article> <h1>Rappers Hate the iPhone [Playa Hating]</h1> <p>Mike — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:00:14 +0000</p> Joey and Shawn have not missed an opportunity to rub in the fact they have a super cool iPhone and I have a lame ‘ol Crap-arolla. Or I did until I lost my cell phone. Now that I’m forced to get a new cell phone I’m pretty sure I’m going to go with the iPhone. [...] </article> <article> <h1>Griddleman [Smells Like Horse]</h1> <p>Shawn — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 05:29:38 +0000</p> Since its late and I have spent my whole night watching Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show I will just leave you with a clip of John C. Reilly eating horse grease. Good day, good day, good day, good day, good day (FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO ME STUPID!!) </article> <article> <h1>Cake Farts [WTF]</h1> <p>Mike — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:22:18 +0000</p> Seriously, internet? Seriously? I’ve seen some fucked up shit before. Tub girl, lemon party, 2girls 1cup, but I think Cake Farts definetely takes the…well, the cake. Who gets off on this shit? And where do they find people willing to do this type of thing? I feel like I need a shower just thinking about [...] </article> </main></body></html>